I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. If you can remember unlisted numbers you are old. The Geico Motorcycle "Build Me Up Buttercup" ads. Keira Knightley is in some perfume ad that is set to fragments of Janis Joplin's CRY. By the time I grabbed the remote to turn on the sound, the ad was done, so I can't judge the "quality" of the ad. That Kate McKinnon commercial. [51] You beat me to it. He looks old and sad just like Joe Namath. Does Voltarin only work on skinny gay men married to women? Humbug! Flo is not a nurse. I've been seeing an ad with a young woman who works there and is then shown studying at one of their tables. A young girl named Ana Montoya feels jitters from backstage as her name is announced. Mike Lindell's pathetic "I'm being cancelled" ads for his shit pillows. They are starting a program to pay tuition and expenses for employees seeking Bachelor's degrees in any field. Somebody please send R226 some borscht for their contribution. Yes it is!". that payments need to be kept up on. which she proceeds to do. In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. I've never seen Pablo Schrieber in a commercial. I'd love to see "bad actor" in the buff. You get a tee shirt that matters from St. Jude. Scary. click ACCEPT. I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! Martha Stewart is 80 this year and I don't care how much of a bitch she may be to work for, she seems like an angel compared to that other Martha -- and at least she's beautiful (still)! No words to describe it. Looking for expert dental advice? The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. It's brief and to the point. Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. She is an older thin coiffed woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug! The "I'm coming" line with the wink is cringe-inducing! Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Hes doin more than a dollop of Daisy, Ill tell ya that much. Or employees are paid to appear (as anyone else would be) and some do it for the money, yet we're supposed to believe what they're being paid to say? WTF? Or that long Caleb/Alec shriners. I cant stand that Bud Light commercial they play every time where the unhot neighbor breaks through the wall and asks, Have you tried this?. The answer to my question about Amazon at R95 is at the link. John Cena and the purple cow who moos BOOOOOOST! Bleh. Love the Uber eats ads. The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. This thread is archived. Life alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted-living. Why does a kid blind enough to require a cane, wear glasses. The fucking SoFi "money dance" commercials drive me absolutely insane. Wendys Square Hamburger Reggie Miller Celebrating Commercial, Klarna Paris Hilton & Bretman Rock Long Dog Commercial, Progressive HomeQuote Explorer Alan & Friend Commercial Song, Samsung Galaxy Watch5 Dad Winning Racing Competition Commercial, Patrn Tequila People Applauding Commercial. I think its doordash where theyre on the bus and this lady talks about how theyre able to deliver the best bofogo or something As if were supposed to know what that even is. Those campaigns seem to air annually during the quarter ending February 28. Speaking of Jlo r1, I play several games on my phone, and I'm constantly seeing Jlo in ads for Coin Master. All Rakuten commercials but particularly this one. Nobody in that age talk to each other like that. The Kraft cheese ad where the family is sitting around the table eating dinner and the little brats refuse to eat ("Fine, I'll sit here ALL NIGHT.") Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana. Are the 1-888-Sparky electricians ad national? All rights reserved. Some features on this site require registration. Guy wears male clothes, but each time I see him as "genderfluid" anyway. Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial. Only time? How does this work? This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, [bold]"If it burns when you pee" [/bold]. YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. The Hungry Root food delivery commercial where one of the women does that annoying sing-song thing: "Hungry Root caaame throooough!". I LOATHE that commercial with the woman driving the convertible with the band in the backseat playing "Grazing in the Grass" - what the fucking FUCK?! I just wish they would ban medicine commercials like they did liquor in the 70's. A commercial advertisement on television (usually abbreviated to TV commercial, ad, ad-film, and known in UK as advert, or TV advert) is a span of television programming produced and paid for by an organization, which conveys a message, typically to market a product or service. There's this Canadian Amazon commercial with a guy (Hugh) and it sucks. That super irritating warbling VOICE, some assholes thought it was Dolly singing, it's NOT! You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point! Funny how Caesars used to be so classy, and they go with a Silly Caesar as opposed to MGM they went with Fox. You have to have a certain timeline to go after someone and that were at the 418th in already dude. "And now, we wear the pahnts!". Cleaner taste. The Snuggle teddy bear and the woman dancing.they look like they're having seizures. He used to be adorable, now he's just meh. Any commercial jumping on the new bandwagon: incorporating a stupid TikTok video in it. His super annoying screaming: "WHAAAAAT?" I believe its the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish. How does someone change their appearance so radically? The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial. Are these all regional commercials? Find your smile power and pass. He's entirely too grown up to be offering the adorable teddy bear blanket as thanks for contributions. The Walgreens commercial with the UGLY red headed girl. A paste or gel dentifrice, toothpaste is an accessory used to help clean, maintain, and prevent tooth and gum disease. Khloe Kardashian doing commercials for the game Candy Crush, with her scary plastic face and weird looking ass implants. God, shes fucking annoying. No, R497 -- the poor pathetic man referred to above seems to be unmarried. What about the old, starving, cold Russian Jews? Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. As I type this at 2:30 am Aidy Bryant is dancing around in her Old Navy commercial. But also because that's a sappy song that I didn't like when it was first released, sung by Louis Armstrong, and it hasn't improved with age. What is the best toothpaste in the world? Patients receive at least 20% off* and you earn 10% of sales. Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Analog Indulgence 35K subscribers 9.5K views 6 years ago Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Colgate (sub-brand of Colgate-Palmolive). Also was watching the show Killer Kids where I think its the Make A Wish cancer kids is a sponsor Its sick children in the commercial regardless and reminds me of how Drizly advertises for the show Intervention. I hate that commercial with a passion. She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her. r547, yes, I'm part of that. R95, don't forget Starbucks. WTF? What's funny is the prescription ads show the most mundane stuff and try to make it look sublime. Other than not showing the St. Jude cancer kid commercials they take the cake when it comes to worst commercials of this Covid era including plugging the stuff for other channels theyre forced to advertise. R97, I haven't seen that one. Harmful and annoying. I guess Walmart started it and Amazon is just as bad. You've never been in my fucking daydream. No matter where she's kissing the glass window, in the time of Covid, WHY the fuck is a commercial featuring anyone kissing a pane of dirty glass??? Google Fi. Marie Fake Osmond is back with new Nutrisystem commercials. I dont understand that new Rakutan commercial. The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS! Both men come across as very smarmy. [quote]Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. In 2015, the family moved from Atlanta to Los Angeles to pursue opportunities in the acting industry for his older siblings, while Gavin, just starting kindergarten, was fighting to overcome many of the physical limitations caused by his cerebral palsy and adapting to new physical therapists and school life. R106, and please make TLC stop showing the ads for Dr. Pimple Popper!! Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial. R393, that commercial is word for word better in the Spanish shoot. Car ad featuring a cute white guy with three segments with auto featured among them: Preparing to meet his black fiancee's family. All these betting app commercials are stupid, but Caesar's should have never made it past the Ides of March. Much like his on-screen character, Gavin has cerebral palsy, a lifelong condition that impacts movement and coordination skills. when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself. This is what we've sunk to? In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo. Maybe if it was the advertising world of 2004 Why does that one Rakuten bitch sing, Rock Hudson gave to me? "How Do You Like Me Now?" No R393.but apparently Rob Gronkowski is. The ad is way too short to be annoying. What are these Mad Men (and women) snorting? The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires. Something about that makes me want to throw a brick through the TV. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. You *were* "adowable," old man. the United States Never liked Progressive- Flow, and although hes an enjoyable and excellent award winning actor, J K Simmons, needs to cut the crap with those State Farm commercials. ^meant to type "waving thanks to the neighbor.". That stupid ass Burt's bees ad with the fucking Doo dab scat bullshit. Those fucking Medicare ads are back. Does anyone actually think Kelly Clarkson has Mayfair furniture in her mansion and not $8000 sofas and $4000 dining room tables? That preachy commercial about getting rid of your guns when you know someone in your household is suicidal. Luke Wilson stars in the new Colgate commercial that aired during the 2019 Super Bowl! I finally saw the Big Lots commercial which was referenced upthread, the TV ad with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. For fuck's sake! That fucking Grammarly ad that plays before every Youtube video that starts "WRITING'S NOT EASY" delivered in the most eardrum rupturing Gen Z shrill girl voice! "I'm a close talker, so I was excited about all-new Colgate Total. There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. I'm the cute one now. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. 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